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What An Ass

Thirty-eight years, same front porch swing
Same **** driveway, same wedding ring
Coffee in the morning, news on low
She still knows things I don't know

I leave my boots right there by the door
She's told me 'bout a thousand times or more
I just grin and shrug it off
She just shakes her head and scoffs

We ain't what we were back then
But I'd do it all over again

Married for thirty-eight years
Yeah, I've still got it---or so it appears
Every time I pass by my wife
I hear her mumble under her breath
"Look at him... still acting like that..."
Then she smiles and says, "What an ass"

We've had our storms, slammed a few doors
Made up slow on hardwood floors
Raised some kids, watched them leave
Noe it's just her and me

She rolls her eyes when I joke too much
Still reaches out when we touch
Love ain't perfect, love ain't fast
But somehow, yeah, it lasts

Lines on our faces now
Still laugh the same somehow

Married for thirty-eight years
Yeah, I've still got it---or so it appears
Every time I pass by my wife
I hear her mumble under her breath
"Lord, he don't ever change, does he?"
Then she smirks and says, "What an ass"

If that's the worst thing she can say
After all these years, I'm okay
'Cause she's still here, right by my side
Still my girl still my ride

Married for thirty-eight years
Through all the laughter and the tears
Every time I pass by my wife
She pretends I'm the bane of her life
But she grabs my hand when I walk past
And whispers low... "M kind of ass"

ha ha ha thats hilarious

Funny lyric, but not a fan of suno melodies...too generic for me.

Also, it doesn't make you pay attention to the phrasing, it just jams it in there.

Kewl lyric though!

I"m not sure what a 2026 melody is, but ok.  However, you can tell suno to give you a 90's vibe country melody so do you tell it to give you a 2026 melody? I'm not sure how it defines that.

Here you go Kay-lynn,

I had prompted this this way

A humorous country song with a playful and slightly sarcastic tone.

Went back and added modern country to it so how does one of these sound?




I could add live performance to it... If needed...

I will agree with you about this not being sold to 28 year old's, and Elvis said no one is married in songs these days so Nashville wouldn't look at this, but I said not all song have to be intended to go to Nashville, some are just for fun, You know you poster one (Like my dog)