Not sure I did this properly, but just for fun here is my attempt:
[Sound FX: Voice-Mail Beep]
[Verse 1] [Female vocals]
Hey, just heard your message
A week late! … hate to say
Woulda accepted in a heartbeat
Hope ya had a good time, anyway
[Pre-Chorus] [Female vocals]
Ugh! My bad… my loss, I know it
Dumb phone - such a
****!
Bet you thought I was curvin' you
Worst time for it to glitch
[Chorus 1] [Female vocals]
Missed messages, dropped signals
Had no clue that you cared
Still can’t believe you called me
Off-guard … and a little scared