Something I found out I got
Listen and make your own on Suno.
Ice Cream Deficiency
I woke up this mornin', somethin' wasn't right
The birds quit singin', the sun lost its light
My spoon was lonely, my freezer was bare
I checked every shelf but vanilla wasn't there
The doctor said, "Son, have a seat with me,
You've got a rare condition called ICD."
I've got Ice Cream Deficiency
It's a serious emergency
No chocolate, no cookie dough
My happiness is sinkin' low
Some folks need vitamin A through Z
I need rocky road intravenously
I've got Ice Cream Deficiency
Won't somebody scoop for me?
I tried eatin' celery, I tried eatin' kale
But every healthy substitute was a miserable fail
My neighbor brought carrots and a bag of peas
I said, "Thanks, but can they come in mint-chip, please."
The symptoms got worse by half past three
I started hallucinating sundaes in the trees
I've got Ice Cream Deficiency
It's a sticky little tragedy
No sprinkles, no waffle cone
I can't survive on bread alone
The medical journals may disagree
But my tongue says, "More ice cream therapy!"
I've got Ice Cream Deficiency
And it's gettin' the best of me
Send in the sherbet! Launch the gelato!
This is not a drill---where'd the pistachio go?
I've got Ice Cream Deficiency
The world's greatest catastrophe
From strawberry swirl to pralines and cream
They're the fuel behind my every dream
If loving ice cream's a disease, you'll see
I never want a cure prescribed to me
I've got Ice Cream Deficiency
And I'm proud of my condition-ality!
The doctor shook his head and said, "You're fine."
I said, "Then why'd I just eat six pints?"
He said, "That's exactly what concerns me."
I said, "Pass the spoon and mind your own business, if ya please."
