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Insult My Dog
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Sometimes you just write for fun and to make yourself laugh.  It all counts.  I wish I could get a Dixie Chicks sound of this, but alas, I'm not that skillful with Suno.  I have it my guitar/vocal and pretty much said, make it happy and fun.


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[Verse]
You made it clear your intentions were sincere
And then you milked it for all it was worth
You led me on yeah you did me wrong
Why can't you be more like my dog
[Chorus]
I want to say you're no better than a stray
Or something that walks around on four paws
But I don't want to insult my dog
V2
He never strays to the other side of town
he always stays where he knows he belongs
he keeps me warm without a leash safe at hom
why can't you be more like my dog
Chorus
V3
They used to say you've got to love honor obey
but it was all just on one side
now that you're gone i'm not alone I was wrong
you're nothing like my dog
[Chorus]
V3 (outro)
Cus my dog is loyal, he meets me at the door
he comes when I call him and he begs for more
he could teach you a thing or two
he's not the best of breed but he's better than you!!
[Chorus]

Outro
no no no I'm not, going to, insult my dog
[Verse]
You made it clear your intentions were sincere
And then you milked it for all it was worth
You led me on yeah you did me wrong
Why can't you be more like my dog
[Chorus]
I want to say you're no better than a stray
Or something that walks around on four paws
But I don't want to insult my dog
V2
He never strays to the other side of town
he always stays where he knows he belongs
he keeps me warm without a leash safe at hom
why can't you be more like my dog
Chorus
V3
They used to say you've got to love honor obey
but it was all just on one side
now that you're gone i'm not alone I was wrong
you're nothing like my dog
[Chorus]
V3 (outro)
Cus my dog is loyal, he meets me at the door
he comes when I call him and he begs for more
he could teach you a thing or two
he's not the best of breed but he's better than you!!
[Chorus]

Outro
no no no I'm not, going to, insult my dog

When you row someone else across the river, you get there yourself

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Re: Insult My Dog
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Does this apply to all guys?

I like this a lot...
« Last Edit: March 28, 2026, 02:02:00 pm by Tex »

Re: Insult My Dog
« Reply #2 on: »
ha ha ha , that is a funny song

Re: Insult My Dog
« Reply #3 on: »
ha ha ha , that is a funny song


yeah, I pretty much laughed the whole time I was writing it. Funny thing is, it's one of those songs I didn't have to "re-write"... it just all fell out that way in one sitting.

I love it when that happens.

Thanks for listening.
When you row someone else across the river, you get there yourself

Re: Insult My Dog
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ha ha ha , that is a funny song


ha ha ha , maybe