OK I figure it's time for a Friday Funny



Ballad of Women Drivers

On my way to work this morning
Cruisin' down the interstate
I glanced over to my left
And there was a woman there

In a brand new shinny Cadillac
Doing sixty-five miles pre hour
Faceup next to her rear view mirror
Putting her eyeliner on

I looked away for a second
Tryin' to finish my shaving
And when I looked back again
She was half in my lane

Still working hard on her makeup
Now I don't scare easily
But she scared me half to death
I had to buckle up real fast

I dropped my electric shaver
Knocking the donut from my hand
In all that sudden chaos
Tryin' just to keep the car straight

I was using my knees
Against the steering wheel
It knocked my cell phone
Right outta my ear

It fell right into my coffee
Right between my legs
Splashed and burned
Big Jim and the twins

Ruined my brand new phone
Soaked my pants clean through
Dropped and important business call
Damn women drivers
 

Now thats funny . My wife scares me to death . I've never said Jesus Christ so much driving with her