Verse 1
She slammed that screen door like a prime-time scene
Mascara running like a bad movie queen
Neighbor peeking through the curtains again
Like my whole damn life’s late-night CNN
Boss man yelling ‘bout the clock on the wall
While his third wife’s halfway cleaning him out
Everybody’s acting like the world’s on fire
I’m just trying to keep four bald tires
Chorus
Drama queens and Comedy Central
Everybody breaking down sentimental
One side crying, one side loud
Whole damn circus drawing a crowd
I light another cigarette slow and gentle
Watching heartbreak go full instrumental
These days truth feels accidental
Living somewhere between
Drama queens and Comedy Central
Verse 2
Girl said “Elvis, you don’t ever change”
I said “Neither does a runaway train”
Preacher screaming through a microphone
Probably fighting demons of his own
News man selling fear by the pound
Laugh track rolling while the ship goes down
Half these people need a front-row seat
Just to watch two strangers bleed
Chorus
Drama queens and Comedy Central
Everybody breaking down sentimental
One side crying, one side loud
Whole damn circus drawing a crowd
I light another cigarette slow and gentle
Watching heartbreak go full instrumental
These days truth feels accidental
Living somewhere between
Drama queens and Comedy Central
Bridge
Some laugh to hide it
Some scream to survive it
Some drink all night just to quiet the noise
Me—I write songs
For the broken and wrong
Trying to turn bad luck into a voice
Final Chorus
Drama queens and Comedy Central
Yeah the whole world’s getting existential
Fake smiles underneath cheap lights
Everybody filming everybody’s fights
Still I keep this outlaw soul together
Rusty faith and stormy weather
If life’s a joke then hell, whatever
I’ll keep laughing somewhere between
Drama queens and Comedy Central
Tag
Yeah somewhere between heartbreak… and punchlines.