Here's a risky honkytonk dance song that I wrote titled... I'M ONLY GONNA SAY THIS ONCE
This would never survive as a radio selection, but I could picture a live band playing it in a smokey honkytonk bar!

Btw... I'm terrible at producing music videos, so excuse the amateur video!


[Intro]
[Male Vocal]
"I'm only gonna say this once"

[Verse 1]
On a Friday night, South of Nashville,
I was hanging out, with some of my pals.
We stopped at a bar, for a Jack and Coke,
To hear a band, and check out all the gals.



ha ha ha , Never tried that pick up line. Funny song man

[Male Vocal]

[Verse 2]
I looked around the bar... I saw her,
Yeah, she stood out, above all the rest.
No, it wasn't her eyes, that I noticed first,
It was her tank top, clinging to her chest.

[Male Vocal]
[Chorus]
After a few shots of whiskey, I got brave,
I shouted out loud, it caught her by surprise.
Look lady, I'm only gonna say this once...
Tell your breast, to stop staring at my eyes.

[Female Vocal]
("You talkin' to me?")

[Verse 3]
Her red face showed the embarrassment,
She started laughing, along with the rest.

[Female Vocal]
Boy, I've heard most pick-up lines
That's gotta be one of the best!

[Male Vocal]
[Verse 4]
After the laughter, she asked for a dance,
She whispered as she held me tight.

[Female Vocal]
Come on stranger, take me home boy,
I'm gonna rock your world tonight!

[Instrumental]

[Male Vocal]
[Outro]
After a few shots of whiskey, I got brave,
I shouted out loud, and caught her by surprise.
Guys, if you really want that girl's attention...
Just yell!

[Male Vocal]
Hey lady...
Tell your breast, to stop staring at my eyes!

[Female vocal]
("C'mon baby, my truck's parked out back")

[Male Vocal]
("I'm right behind ya darlin")


https://youtu.be/1L7_xrffeG4?si=61iK85BWkLTE1_HV

Very funny...............(sarcastic tone)........

But I like your videos hahha

Did you write this just for fun.......... cus if that was the case, it's certainly fun!

Quote from: MSheets on May 09, 2026, 03:48:51 pm

Here's a risky honkytonk dance song that I wrote titled... I'M ONLY GONNA SAY THIS ONCE
This would never survive as a radio selection, but I could picture a live band playing it in a smokey honkytonk bar!

Btw... I'm terrible at producing music videos, so excuse the amateur video!


[Intro]
[Male Vocal]
"I'm only gonna say this once"

[Verse 1]
On a Friday night, South of Nashville,
I was hanging out, with some of my pals.
We stopped at a bar, for a Jack and Coke,
To hear a band, and check out all the gals.



ha ha ha , Never tried that pick up line. Funny song man

[Male Vocal]

[Verse 2]
I looked around the bar... I saw her,
Yeah, she stood out, above all the rest.
No, it wasn't her eyes, that I noticed first,
It was her tank top, clinging to her chest.

[Male Vocal]
[Chorus]
After a few shots of whiskey, I got brave,
I shouted out loud, it caught her by surprise.
Look lady, I'm only gonna say this once...
Tell your breast, to stop staring at my eyes.

[Female Vocal]
("You talkin' to me?")

[Verse 3]
Her red face showed the embarrassment,
She started laughing, along with the rest.

[Female Vocal]
Boy, I've heard most pick-up lines
That's gotta be one of the best!

[Male Vocal]
[Verse 4]
After the laughter, she asked for a dance,
She whispered as she held me tight.

[Female Vocal]
Come on stranger, take me home boy,
I'm gonna rock your world tonight!

[Instrumental]

[Male Vocal]
[Outro]
After a few shots of whiskey, I got brave,
I shouted out loud, and caught her by surprise.
Guys, if you really want that girl's attention...
Just yell!

[Male Vocal]
Hey lady...
Tell your breast, to stop staring at my eyes!

[Female vocal]
("C'mon baby, my truck's parked out back")

[Male Vocal]
("I'm right behind ya darlin")


https://youtu.be/1L7_xrffeG4?si=61iK85BWkLTE1_HV

Thanks Elvis! I appreciate your response!

Yeah, I like this, kinda funny...  don't know that I could drink enough to be able to use that line...

Damn good line though...  I'm to damn old to use it now

Yeah, I like this, kinda funny...  don't know that I could drink enough to be able to use that line...

Damn good line though...  I'm to damn old to use it now :'

Now thats funny. I got a big mouth , I might say that

Hell I'll try it tomorrow on the gas station girl Blue. How did you get a name like that ? My parents liked Levis. Really ? Yeah . Real spunky girl always in a good mood. Must weigh 100 lbs soaking wet. Well I'm kidding, I walk in there everyday , could get tricky lol. Well ya never know , could be my next wife . Gotta stay in practice ya know . Of course I might have my picture in the post office for wanted .