Ice Cream Deficiency

• Ice Cream Deficiency
  Posted by Tex on 29 May, 2026 22:38
• Something I found out I got
  
  
  

  Ice Cream Deficiency

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  Ice Cream Deficiency
  
  I woke up this mornin', somethin' wasn't right
  The birds quit singin', the sun lost its light
  My spoon was lonely, my freezer was bare
  I checked every shelf but vanilla wasn't there
  
  The doctor said, "Son, have a seat with me,
  You've got a rare condition called ICD."
  
  I've got Ice Cream Deficiency
  It's a serious emergency
  No chocolate, no cookie dough
  My happiness is sinkin' low
  Some folks need vitamin A through Z
  I need rocky road intravenously
  I've got Ice Cream Deficiency
  Won't somebody scoop for me?
  
  I tried eatin' celery, I tried eatin' kale
  But every healthy substitute was a miserable fail
  My neighbor brought carrots and a bag of peas
  I said, "Thanks, but can they come in mint-chip, please."
  
  The symptoms got worse by half past three
  I started hallucinating sundaes in the trees
  
  I've got Ice Cream Deficiency
  It's a sticky little tragedy
  No sprinkles, no waffle cone
  I can't survive on bread alone
  The medical journals may disagree
  But my tongue says, "More ice cream therapy!"
  I've got Ice Cream Deficiency
  And it's gettin' the best of me
  
  Send in the sherbet! Launch the gelato!
  This is not a drill---where'd the pistachio go?
  
  I've got Ice Cream Deficiency
  The world's greatest catastrophe
  From strawberry swirl to pralines and cream
  They're the fuel behind my every dream
  If loving ice cream's a disease, you'll see
  I never want a cure prescribed to me
  I've got Ice Cream Deficiency
  And I'm proud of my condition-ality!
  
  The doctor shook his head and said, "You're fine."
  I said, "Then why'd I just eat six pints?"
  He said, "That's exactly what concerns me."
  I said, "Pass the spoon and mind your own business, if ya please."
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• #1 Reply
  Posted by guest42 on 29 May, 2026 23:52
• ha ha ha , thats a good one Tex
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• #2 Reply
  Posted by Tex on 30 May, 2026 01:36
• Quote from: Elvis Nash on 29 May, 2026 23:52

  ha ha ha , thats a good one Tex
  

  
  Thanks Elvis...
  
  Trying to find hooks that have never been done before.
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• #3 Reply
  Posted by guest42 on 30 May, 2026 05:54
• Tons of them , and I do not agree every angle has been done . All people have something new to say .Except Nashville on trucks and Sat night , move on . You don't have a truck anyway . You have a Tesla . your just saying that cuz farmers have trucks . You do not go to dive bars . your rich , So sing your life and stop bullshitting me . You're tempted by your maid . give me some honesty here . Elvis is giving Nashville a hard time again , cuz I live in a trailer on a lake .
  On a positive note , I'm getting along with my gay neighbor.
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• #4 Reply
  Posted by pistol on 30 May, 2026 13:04
• This is great. Makes me wanna go out and buy some ice-cream.  Fun song. Put a smile on my face.
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• #5 Reply
  Posted by John Voorpostel on 31 May, 2026 07:47
• Oh yeah Tex...the lyric is fantastic....a great rollick through ICD
  
  OK...going to listen now
  
  This is an awesome song Tex... I bow down to you!!!!
  
  Thank you for a great chuckle ...man what a bridge
  
  OK I am done being effusive and off to look for a half litre of peanut butter and chocolate
  
  
  
  
  
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• #6 Reply
  Posted by Tex on 31 May, 2026 23:40
• Quote from: pistol on 30 May, 2026 13:04

  This is great. Makes me wanna go out and buy some ice-cream.  Fun song. Put a smile on my face.
  

  
  Thanks Pistol, My favorite is Rocky Road
  
  
  
  
  
  
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• #7 Reply
  Posted by Tex on 31 May, 2026 23:41
• Quote from: John Voorpostel on 31 May, 2026 07:47

  Oh yeah Tex...the lyric is fantastic....a great rollick through ICD
  
  OK...going to listen now
  
  This is an awesome song Tex... I bow down to you!!!!
  
  Thank you for a great chuckle ...man what a bridge
  
  OK I am done being effusive and off to look for a half litre of peanut butter and chocolate
  
  
  
  
  
  

  
  Thanks John, save a scoop for me! 
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• #8 Reply
  Posted by John Voorpostel on 01 Jun, 2026 12:40
• Ah sorry buddy. Me and P&C take no prisoners 'cause we know we have to look after them
  
  Besides...Fedex can't...hey wait, anyone doing frozen food ecpress parcel service?
  Might be worth sending you a half litre just to see if they get it to you by 10am guaranteed
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